Friday, May 12, 2006

Greetings my wonderful little hangers-on. I have been asked to judge Last Gladiator Standing, and in my infinite genius, I have managed to figure out how to get this little job to pay me mountains of money. So I will insult you with impunity, I will insult you on the holonet, live, in front of billions, and with your mama no where around to stick up for her baby.

Are you all up for this? Do you think you can handle the challenge? Well then lets see what you've all got


Blogger JawaJuice said...

*shows hand*
Um.....a pair of Queens?

4:51 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Full house

5:52 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Dear sir,

Royal flush.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

10:03 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

That's not what I meant!

And despite your good but suspect hand, Vegeta, you still look like you lost a a battle with a light socket at the Tonya Harding hair dye salon.

And local henchman, dental for all? Is that it? The cub scouts demand and get better bennies. Grow a pair and demand no co-pay on brand name drugs!

11:49 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Wait a minute, this is being broadcast?

6:18 PM  

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